This is the story when I was studyin n felt so lonely. There were
two sites in ma soul. N one f them wanted to disturb me. I called it “devil", on
the other hand I called “fairy” coz it tried to against the willingness f
devil.
Devil came and said…
- Devil : Caqque kmyu betahh beuud sih nongkrongin buku tebel2 n ngurek
ajah di kamar..hmm lagian hot beudddh nihh..hang ott hhhyuuukksss!!
N ma fairy woke up from its sleep n stated..
- Fairy : Zo..should I start rollin while sayin UWAAAOOOOOOWHHH
gitcuuu?? :O
- Devil : aseeemmm..ngapaen sih lo nyampurin urusan guehh…minggat sana
looo!
- Fairy : who dya think u r? I don’t wanna interfere urs n it depends
on me to act upon as what I want. bitch..!
- Devil : heh, lo kudu tauk yah..meski gue goblok gue ngerti “bitch” tuh
artinya apa.
- Devil : “Bangsat”. Iye kan?! lu kira gue kagak prnah sekolah? ya prnah
lah men, gue ajah dpet skor 499,99999999…..9 di tes TOEFL guaa..
- Fairy : hmmm. hahhahan don’t b arrogant for ur havin TOEFL. Did u eva
have TOEP test?
- Devil : huh..hah..huh??? TOEP apaan noh?? Toweeeppp..weppp..wwweepp
:D
- Fairy : poor u, Mac! Its abbreviated from “Tes Orang Edan Pe’ong!! uuuupppsss, nope
I think “Test Oral of English Proficiency” from California
- Devil : halahhhh ga penting! ehhh dah sana lo terusin ajah pelor
lo, apa maw gue gibeng loo, ngajak tawurr yah looo?! sini looo!!
- Fairy : astaghfirullah.. I don’t have those desire at all. I just
wanna stop ur effort for distrubin my Caqque..
- Devil : heh, lo oon apa budeg nyok! Gua kagak pernah mo gangguin dy,
gua kasian ajah liat dy trus-trusan kayak gitu. Ga ada hefan-hefan nya taukkkk..
That time, they saw ME got yawny n was tottaly sleepy...
- Devil : tuh kannn…apa gua bilang. gua kagak hanya kasian ama dy, tpi
otak ny jga. Truz2an di bonding mpe lurus tuhhh. Lu pnjem aja otak ny bwt pake
pengganti ny penggaris, gua jamin dahh tingkat kelurusan gradient ny(perasaan
gradient itu kemiringan daaaanngg..brarti otak gua miring dangg..hahh just
joking ajalahh) kagak kalah ama penggaris..wheheheh..
- Fairy : nuts to U! as u should know, she is an EAGER BEAVER for her
dreams, she tried to chase it, sow..she have to have a big struggle for makin
it become a realll. N up to now, she’s proofing her sacrifice.
- Devil : yeehhh…elu jgan sotoy
gitu daaaangg!! Kayak tmen gua tuh yang namanya Sandy Aji Mukaromsyah, sotoy
beuud tuh dy!
- Fairy : sorry..i’ve not been acquainted yet with him..n u gotta save
a notification that I aint a smart ass!! U got it!
- Devil : got at, got it. Gua masih hidupp..blum got_it taukkk!
- Fairy : hmmm..umhumm..hoahhah.ooppss, I mean GOT IT nope KOID. It’s
funckin different. It means dya understand what i’ve advised u! it shows me
that u r deaf!! Isn’t that so?? Just confess it! Don’t be blushing dude!!
Hihihhii
- Devil : heh apaan loe ngatain gua budeg, sapa loe?! bener2 mau bakar
ati gua lo yah hee!!songong beudd loee..eehh..lagian ngapa masih dsini lu,
kluar sana..makin gerah aja punggung gw!
- Fairy : huh..i don’t wanna come here just for my idle curiosity. I
take in towel to my Caqque n fa sho, also I wanna bring home of ur badness by
any means.. and if u don’t respect it .. DEVIL MAY CARE (masa bodo)!
- Devil : tau apa lo soal gua? maw nyadar2in gua, kapan jadi emak
gua loohhhh?!
- Fairy : blases(persetan) “about who am I”! U need not to know this..
So please don’t be her obstate for her dreams.
- Devil : ugh…ARRRGGHHH….udah lahhh..capek gua debat ama lu. Skarang
terserah elu mau kasi gua ceramah kek, kultum kek, pengajian kek, dakwah kek,
khutbah kek, khutbah dua kali kek, khutbah tiga kali kek, khutbah empat kali
kek, khut…..
- Fairy : stop it! I’ll neva eva take words n do of ur mouth foreva! R
u with me?
- Devil : hidihhhh ga sudi lah gua ama elu!
- Fairy : “r u with me” means dya understand?
- Devil : lhoh katanya “dya get it” yang artinya sama ama tuh
kalimat, kog ini ada lagi?! jgn muter2in otak gua dah looo…
- Fairy : U bet!! yepzzz they r synonymous. Haha don’t get so bent
bro..n just calm down, don’t blow ur cool!
- Devil : apa2an nihhh, gua malah berguru ama elo. Bwang2 waktu aj
nehh. Uda lahhh, gua nyerahhhh debat ama eluu. Ngantukk, EH,,tapi gua kagak
bkalan nyerah bwt bantu Wachda kluar dri nih jeratan eluu…
- Fairy : K..no probs, likewise me, I’ll neva surrender to keep my Caqque with my revelation! N I’ll neva eva give up to prevent Ur bad intension
hunny!! Tressemme !! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..I’m goin to blow out of here
now…..TTFNMB (Ta Ta For Now My Babe) whiiipieeeeeeee!!!!
- Devil : karep
daaaaaannnnnggggg!!!!! TCHUUSS! AUF WIEDERSEHN! GOOD BYE! SAYONARA! DEWA MATA!
MATA ASHITA! ! ! ! ! !
And then..I continued my study fluently without a loll feeling. Cz
I’ve trashed my desire (devil) so far away. N thanks to my intension (fairy)
which have given a big against for my bad urge…..
A brilliant nobel is just for U who gave me ur agility to open ma
spirit up n up…
“BRAINSTORM” LOPEH UUU,, LIEBE EUCH..
BUBBYEEEEE……….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Caqque-
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