I Tried To Kill Ma Devil Side

This is the story when I was studyin n felt so lonely. There were two sites in ma soul. N one f them wanted to disturb me. I called it “devil", on the other hand I called “fairy” coz it tried to against the willingness f devil.

Devil came and said…

• Devil : Caqque kmyu betahh beuud sih nongkrongin buku tebel2 n ngurek ajah di kamar..hmm lagian hot  beudddh nihh..hang ott hhhyuuukksss!!

N ma fairy woke up from its sleep n stated..

• Fairy : Zo..should I start rollin while sayin UWAAAOOOOOOWHHH gitcuuu?? :O

• Devil : aseeemmm..ngapaen sih lo nyampurin urusan guehh…minggat sana looo!

• Fairy : who dya think u r? I don’t wanna interfere urs n it depends on me to act upon as what I want. bitch..!

• Devil : heh, lo kudu tauk yah..meski gue goblok gue ngerti “bitch” tuh artinya apa.

• Fairy : shoot it!

• Devil : “Bangsat”. Iye kan?! lu kira gue kagak prnah sekolah? ya prnah lah men, gue ajah dpet skor 499,99999999…..9 di tes TOEFL guaa..

• Fairy : hmmm. hahhahan don’t b arrogant for ur havin TOEFL. Did u eva have TOEP test?

• Devil : huh..hah..huh??? TOEP apaan noh?? Toweeeppp..weppp..wwweepp :D

• Fairy : poor u, Mac! Its abbreviated from “Tes Orang Edan Pe’ong!! uuuupppsss, nope I think “Test Oral of English Proficiency” from California

• Devil : halahhhh ga penting! ehhh dah sana lo terusin ajah pelor lo, apa maw gue gibeng loo, ngajak tawurr yah looo?! sini looo!!

• Fairy : astaghfirullah.. I don’t have those desire at all. I just wanna stop ur effort for distrubin my Caqque..

• Devil : heh, lo oon apa budeg nyok! Gua kagak pernah mo gangguin dy, gua kasian ajah liat dy trus-trusan kayak gitu. Ga ada hefan-hefan nya taukkkk..

That time, they saw ME got yawny n was tottaly sleepy...

• Devil : tuh kannn…apa gua bilang. gua kagak hanya kasian ama dy, tpi otak ny jga. Truz2an di bonding mpe lurus tuhhh. Lu pnjem aja otak ny bwt pake pengganti ny penggaris, gua jamin dahh tingkat kelurusan gradient ny(perasaan gradient itu kemiringan daaaanngg..brarti otak gua miring dangg..hahh just joking ajalahh) kagak kalah ama penggaris..wheheheh..

• Fairy : nuts to U! as u should know, she is an EAGER BEAVER for her dreams, she tried to chase it, sow..she have to have a big struggle for makin it become a realll. N up to now, she’s proofing her sacrifice.

• Devil : yeehhh…elu jgan sotoy gitu daaaangg!! Kayak tmen gua tuh yang namanya Sandy Aji Mukaromsyah, sotoy beuud tuh dy!

• Fairy : sorry..i’ve not been acquainted yet with him..n u gotta save a notification that I aint a smart ass!! U got it!

• Devil : got at, got it. Gua masih hidupp..blum got_it taukkk!

• Fairy : hmmm..umhumm..hoahhah.ooppss,  I mean GOT IT nope KOID. It’s funckin different. It means dya understand what i’ve advised u! it shows me that u r deaf!! Isn’t that so?? Just confess it! Don’t be blushing dude!! Hihihhii

• Devil : heh apaan loe ngatain gua budeg, sapa loe?! bener2 mau bakar ati gua lo yah hee!!songong beudd loee..eehh..lagian ngapa masih dsini lu, kluar sana..makin gerah aja punggung gw!

• Fairy : huh..i don’t wanna come here just for my idle curiosity. I take in towel to my Caqque n fa sho, also I wanna bring home of ur badness by any means.. and if u don’t respect it .. DEVIL MAY CARE (masa bodo)!

• Devil : tau apa lo soal gua? maw nyadar2in gua, kapan jadi emak gua loohhhh?!

• Fairy : blases(persetan) “about who am I”! U need not to know this.. So please don’t be her obstate for her dreams.

• Devil : ugh…ARRRGGHHH….udah lahhh..capek gua debat ama lu. Skarang terserah elu mau kasi gua ceramah kek, kultum kek, pengajian kek, dakwah kek, khutbah kek, khutbah dua kali kek, khutbah tiga kali kek, khutbah empat kali kek, khut…..

• Fairy : stop it! I’ll neva eva take words n do of ur mouth foreva! R u with me?

• Devil : hidihhhh ga sudi lah gua ama elu!

• Fairy : “r u with me” means dya understand?

• Devil : lhoh katanya “dya get it” yang artinya sama ama tuh kalimat, kog ini ada lagi?! jgn muter2in otak gua dah looo…

• Fairy : U bet!! yepzzz they r synonymous. Haha don’t get so bent bro..n just calm down, don’t blow ur cool!

• Devil : apa2an nihhh, gua malah berguru ama elo. Bwang2 waktu aj nehh. Uda lahhh, gua nyerahhhh debat ama eluu. Ngantukk, EH,,tapi gua kagak bkalan nyerah bwt bantu Wachda kluar dri nih jeratan eluu…

• Fairy : K..no probs, likewise me, I’ll neva surrender to keep my Caqque with my revelation! N I’ll neva eva give up to prevent Ur bad intension hunny!! Tressemme !! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..I’m goin to blow out of here now…..TTFNMB (Ta Ta For Now My Babe) whiiipieeeeeeee!!!!

• Devil : karep daaaaaannnnnggggg!!!!! TCHUUSS! AUF WIEDERSEHN! GOOD BYE! SAYONARA! DEWA MATA! MATA ASHITA! ! ! ! ! !

And then..I continued my study fluently without a loll feeling. Cz I’ve trashed my desire (devil) so far away. N thanks to my intension (fairy) which have given a big against for my bad urge…..

A brilliant nobel is just for U who gave me ur agility to open ma spirit up n up… 

“BRAINSTORM” LOPEH UUU,, LIEBE EUCH..

BUBBYEEEEE……….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Caqque-